Recently,
at a theological meeting in Rome, scholars had a heated debate on
this subject. One by one, they offered their evidence...
THREE
PROOFS
THAT.........JESUS WAS MEXICAN:
1.
His first name was Jesus
2.
He was
bilingual
3.
He was
always being harassed by the authorities
But
then
there were equally good arguments that.......JESUS WAS BLACK
1.
He called everybody "brother"
2.
He liked
Gospel
3.
He couldn't
get a fair trial
But
then
there were equally good arguments that.......JESUS WAS JEWISH
1.
He went into his Father's business
2.
He lived
at home and was holy
3.
He was
the messia or the chosen one
But
then
there were equally good arguments that.......JESUS WAS ITALIAN
1.
He talked with his hands
2.
He had
wine with every meal
3.
He used
olive oil
But
then
there were equally good arguments that......JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN
1.
He never cut his hair
2.
He walked
around barefoot
3.
He
started a new religion
But
then
there were equally good arguments that.......JESUS WAS IRISH
1.
He never got married
2.
He was
always telling stories
3.
He loved
green pastures
But
perhaps
the most compelling evidence .........THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A
WOMAN
1.
He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
2.
He kept
trying to get the message across to a bunch of people who just
didn't
get it
3.
Even when
He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for him to do.
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